Showing posts with label like me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label like me. Show all posts

Friday, 1 July 2016

funny joke.

A woman found RS 100 note. she was very happy and went  to the super star  hotel for dinner.

after the dinner she give the 100 RS to the manager.

the manager anger said to woman your has make 400 RS. she tell them i have just Rs 100 note.

the manager bring the police the woman give RS 100 to the police .

the police officer went to free.it is called financial management.


Thursday, 10 March 2016

Wednesday, 9 March 2016

funny joke.

Patient and Doctor.


Patient:  I able to sleep only with my family ,Doctor.

Doctor:  OK: It is not a big problem.

Patient:  No doctor, it is a big problem,

Because no one allows this in my office

Doctor.............
______________________________________________________
BOSS:

i am giving you job as a driver,

starting salary RS: 2000/

is it ok?

SARDAR:

You are great sir .

car starting salary is okay.

But....How much is the driving salary??????????????????????????

Friday, 26 February 2016

funny joke.

BOY: Our principal is so stupid.

Girl:  Don,t you know who i am?

Boy : NO

Girl: i am the principal's daughter.

Boy: Do you know who i am?

Girl: NO

BOY: GOOD(walks away:

funny joke.

Old man has 8 hair on his head.
He went to barber shop.
Barber in anger asked.
shall i cut or count?
old man smiled and said.
color it.
Life is to enjoy with whatever you have with you.
keeping smile.

Thursday, 25 February 2016

Monday, 22 February 2016