funny chart

funny boy.

funny joke.

BOY: Our principal is so stupid.

Girl:  Don,t you know who i am?

Boy : NO

Girl: i am the principal's daughter.

Boy: Do you know who i am?

Girl: NO

BOY: GOOD(walks away:

funny joke.

Old man has 8 hair on his head.
He went to barber shop.
Barber in anger asked.
shall i cut or count?
old man smiled and said.
color it.
Life is to enjoy with whatever you have with you.
keeping smile.

very funny joke.

Good Action.one sentence for this action.

funny chart

funny joke.

very funny joke.

funny children

very funny children.which you like.

funny jump.

good jump in air.

images

like me

funny joke.

A wife says to her husband
"i want you to whisper dirty things in my ear"
to which the husband replies.
"kitchen ,Bathroom, Living room"

Big body.

very big woman  is cycling .very faithful cycle.who like this .

Beautiful map.

very beautiful picture of Shalaozan Ali Shari  Parachinar.
who like this picture comments must.

financial management.

what is financial management.

A man found Rs 100/
He wend to a 5 star Hotel for dinner there
his bill was Rs 3000/
when he said that he as only Rs 100/then manager handed
him to police.
He give Rs 100/to police and went free.
it is called financial management.

School life.

School life.

Most irritating moments.
                 Morning Alarm.
Most difficult Task.
                 To find socks.
Most dreadful journey
                 way to class.
Most lovely time.
                meeting friends.
Most tragic moments.
                surprise test in 1st period.
Most wonderful news.
               teacher is absent.

funny joke.

Funny joke .

i am very happy.why because i am very handsome.who like me .i am a gift in the world.
not hate from me.who is my friend.i like all but who like me.love for all.

youtube

i am here.

facebook

Like me on facebook

tutorial

tutorial

nice joke.

How are you feeling?
i still have a lot of green.
snot coming out of my nose.
but the fever is over.
                                                 gross,well i have some
                                                 soup and a whole box
                                                 of slavery with your
                                                 name on it.
what the hell i typed
Alavert the Iphone
put slavery there,OMG    

funny joke.

Funny Joke.

Kid: mommy what,s in your stomach?
Mom: your baby sister.
kid: you love her?
Mom: very much.
Kid: then why did you eat her."O_O"

About the Love.

About the love.
If a girl is silent , it,s dangerous .
      She's Either.
1: Over thinking.
2: Tired of Waiting.
3:About to Blow up.
4: Needs a Hug.
5:Falling Apart .
6: Crying inside.
7: All of the above.
____________________________________________________________________
mathematician : Love is undefined.
chemist:             Love is the saturated solution of feelings.
Physics:             Love is the force of attraction between to hearts.
Programmer:      Love is a bug of everything .
____________________________________________________________________    

funny chart: About the boyfriend.

funny chart: About the boyfriend.: what is boyfriend. what is a boy friend and where can i download one. what's a boyfriend tag. what's a boyfriend tee. what's...

About the boyfriend.

what is boyfriend.
what is a boy friend and where can i download one.
what's a boyfriend tag.
what's a boyfriend tee.
what's a boyfriend nickname.
what's a boyfriend jean.
what's a boyfriend poem.
what's a boyfriend number 2.
what's a boyfriend shirt.
what's a boyfriend song.
what's a boyfriend  sweater.
what's a boyfriend eyes.
what's a boyfriend want.
what's a boyfriend love.
what's a boyfriend meet.
what's a boyfriend smile.

about funny.

my brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine,but five minutes later i hear singing and he's singing to the tune of "what 's this" from the Nightmare before Christmas about various products i keep in the bathroom.

"what is this , what's this?

There's products everywhere.

what's this?

i think it  goes in hair."

A POLICE OFFICER.

POLICE OFFICER:

A police officer pound a perfect and hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.

one day ,the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit,so he investigated and found the problem.
A 12 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand pointed sign  .
which side, " radar trap ahead."
 A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy,s accomplice : another boy about 80 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading "tips" and a bucket at his feet full of change.
 

funny chart: nice poetry for all men and women.

funny chart: nice poetry for all men and women.: POETRY  iss masoom sy dil k fasany bohat haen. is haseen zindagi ko jeeny k bahany bohat haen. kis kis ko karon SMS is " Gre...

nice poetry for all men and women.

POETRY 

iss masoom sy dil k fasany bohat haen.

is haseen zindagi ko jeeny k bahany bohat haen.

kis kis ko karon SMS is " Great Personalty " k dewany bohat haen.

http://www.hamariweb.com/poetries/default.aspxurdu poetry

blind girl story.

BLIND GIRL STORY.

there was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. she hated everyone except her loving boy friend.He was always there for her. she said that if she could only see the world she would marry her boy friend.

one day  ,some one donated a pair of eyes to her and them she could see every things.including her boy friend asked her ,"now that you can see the world ,will you marry me.?"

the girl was shocked when she was that her boy friend was blind too,and refused to marry him,her boy friend walked away in tears , and letter wrote a letter to her saying 

" just take care of eyes dear"

this is how the human brain changes when the status change. only few remembers what life was before.and who,s always been there even in the most painful situations.

life is a gift.\

today before you think of saying an unkind word think of some one who can,t speak.

Before you complain about the taste of your food.,think of some one who is crying out to God for companion..

Before you complain about life,   think of some one who went to early to heaven.